Mofo

Apr 15
10knotes:

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Apr 15

quote I remember how seeing the shape of your mouth that first time, I kept staring until my blood turned to rain. Some things take root in the brain and just don’t let go.

— Unknown (via cybergirlfriend)
Apr 14
Apr 14

heros-of-the-bluebox:

sluttyoliveoil:

cough

rough

though

through

why dont these words rhyme

but for some god forsaken reason pony and bologna do

Apr 14
Apr 14
Apr 14

thekusabi:

i will never get tired of this

Apr 14
oh-kevin-gee:

amazingphel:

the-amazing-leo-dicaprio:

sparkles1711:

A real joke told by Leonardo DiCaprio: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the fuck was that all about?”

Oh my god leo that’s so bad it’s funny

i’m actually laughing like this is why i adore this man

OMG THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY

oh-kevin-gee:

amazingphel:

the-amazing-leo-dicaprio:

sparkles1711:

A real joke told by Leonardo DiCaprio: A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can.Three years later, there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says “What the fuck was that all about?”

Oh my god leo that’s so bad it’s funny

i’m actually laughing like this is why i adore this man

OMG THATS ACTUALLY SO FUNNY
Apr 14
bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

bashdoard:

wetookthe405:

WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF AD IS THIS

A REALLY EFFECTIVE ONE SAVE THE FROGS

Apr 14
Apr 14
Apr 14
Apr 14

yoccu:

ignotae:

alfiejlim:

laughingsquid:

Super Mario Brothers Parkour, Mario & Luigi Perform Free Running Stunts in Real Life

I didn’t this would actually work but this looks exactly like some of the shit Mario pulls in 64 and Galaxy

freaking incredible

/precision platforming/

(but seriously the fucking editing on this is beyond anything i ever expected jfc)

Apr 14
justlikebudapestagain:

earthandanimals:

“Leo the lion, Shere Khan the tiger and Baloo the bear were found together as cubs during a police raid of a drug baron’s home in Atlanta. When the young trio moved to Noah’s Ark rescue center in Locust Grove, Ga., zookeepers decided to keep them together, and they all still live and play in their very own habitat. Visitors can watch the 1,000-pound bear, 350-pound lion and 350-pound tiger cuddle, lounge and wrestle together, and zoo Co-Founder Jama Hedgecoth says the animals are oblivious to the fact that they aren’t natural companions.”

oh my

justlikebudapestagain:

earthandanimals:

“Leo the lion, Shere Khan the tiger and Baloo the bear were found together as cubs during a police raid of a drug baron’s home in Atlanta. When the young trio moved to Noah’s Ark rescue center in Locust Grove, Ga., zookeepers decided to keep them together, and they all still live and play in their very own habitat. Visitors can watch the 1,000-pound bear, 350-pound lion and 350-pound tiger cuddle, lounge and wrestle together, and zoo Co-Founder Jama Hedgecoth says the animals are oblivious to the fact that they aren’t natural companions.”

oh my

Apr 14
getyourselfbackup:

Parkway Drive by Matt Vogel on Flickr.